Web users who choose to move to the desolate village are guaranteed an environment free from Google products and natural light from the sun.

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@Kpro4 no man is ... ( 1 month ago by Crazyalbokid1)

@Kpro4 no man is that shit real

@Crazyalbokid1 Its ... ( 1 month ago by Kpro4)

@Crazyalbokid1 Its a article I read. I dont know if its real or a lame joke or maybe some made up shit. go to google and search for "Google Wants to Index Your DNA, Too" and click 1st article from businessweak website.

@Kpro4 wow but it ... ( 1 month ago by WarpeaceWar6)

@Kpro4 wow but it might be (i hope) to make a super computer since a slice of dna is better than a transistor in power and there have been dna computers made. read the singularity is near for a bit more information cuase i havent heard about dna compututers too much

And google truly ... ( 1 month ago by godverdegodverdomme)

And google truly expects to have sufficient material to build such an opt_out village ? Google, you do IDIOTS expect to be able to maintain the sheer amount of people that will choose to opt_out ? Even as a sarcastic joke, it's not even remotely funny. Besides, those opting out will be the wisest among current google users, and are more so then google itself, capable of setting up their own system to access and share information. I say, bring it on !

Array ( 1 month ago by godverdegodverdomme)

@morethanonecheese "THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM GOOGLE" Yes there is, it's called 'going back to the drawing board'.

I thought that the ... ( 1 month ago by IBMeddling)

I thought that the Onion was a satire parody...What happened? Since when then they start REAL news?

.. that is so ... ( 4 weeks ago by dizzysfingers)

.. that is so funny.. and so real.. well done thumbs up

You cant be good ... ( 3 weeks ago by MPozitiv)

You cant be good men with money that google have.Just cant.Nobody!

too Fing much XD ( 3 weeks ago by NapanTR)

too Fing much XD

that was funny, NOW ... ( 3 weeks ago by analyzingfunny)

that was funny, NOW GET OFF MY LAWN dadnabbit. Where that guy hiding?

I am confused as to ... ( 3 weeks ago by MrSiebel)

I am confused as to weather the Onion news is pro mainstream news or not...

does google reverse ... ( 3 weeks ago by balsadustvideo)

does google reverse check idendity of opt out requests? Is it posible to opt out somone else ?

@balsadustvideo ... ( 3 weeks ago by OldPygor)

@balsadustvideo That would be nice.... I already made a list of people LOL

Love how the ... ( 3 weeks ago by MoJoSB)

Love how the companies responsible for taking away our privacy state that the future will have no privacy. Chicken and egg kind of thing only this time, we know the answer and it's google and facebook and companies like them who SAY this is where the internet is going "No Privacy" and then proceed to take us there. I'm always shock how people fall for these easy magic tricks.

Dammit, Google, ... ( 3 weeks ago by Waidesama)

Dammit, Google, quit watching me masturbate!

This is quite true ... ( 2 weeks ago by gunboundsuck)

This is quite true D: they're going to enforce the RFID chips and call those who object as terrorists..

@Waidesama ah come ... ( 2 weeks ago by maffoid)

@Waidesama ah come on, I bet them watching you is the reason why you started to fap in the first place :)

GOOGLE WILL TAKE ... ( 2 weeks ago by starfirefan12)

GOOGLE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!! lol xD

хех делать им ... ( 2 weeks ago by wadyn95)

хех делать им нечего =)

"If you have any ... ( 1 week ago by ALPHADESIGNTAMPICO)

"If you have any questions about the OPT-OUT village, type it in an E-mail to a friend and google will get back to you within 24 hours" Hahahaha sadly true! X(

@10j35u5 i would ... ( 1 week ago by Tadpole1991)

@10j35u5 i would say a bit of both really

haha I love The ... ( 1 week ago by nexus085)

haha I love The Onion News Network!!

i think my child is ... ( 1 week ago by FathomLordKarathr)

i think my child is missing out on teen sex partys what do i do onion

"They call it the ' ... ( 6 days ago by Manofaction0)

"They call it the 'Opt Out Village'. And it's just what you'd expect from google." lmao so true